Mars Attacks!

See...Stars that shine across the galaxy. Jack Nicholson (in a dual role), Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito and a dozen more! Shriek...At mean, green invaders form the angry red planet! Armed with insta-fry ray guns, endowed with slimy, humongous brains -- and enlivened with out-of-this-world but state-of-the-art special effects. Gasp...As the U.S. Legislature is overwhelmed. (Don't fear, we have 2 out of 3 branches of the government working for us, and that ain't bad!) Thrill...As Earth fights back with an unexpected weapon. Take that, Martians!